5 horrible band names along with the definition
August 27, 2009, 7:33 pm
Filed under: Shit Talking

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1- VANNA (Epitaph Records)- A slang term for cocaine.  Comes from the shortened version of Vanna White-smoking hot hostess of wheel of fortune.

EXAMPLE: Dude, do you know anybody that’s got any vanna?

2- BROKENCYDE (Suburban Noize)- The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.

EXAMPLE: “Holy Sh*t, my grandma died last night”  ”Really? I got Brokencyded last night” “Oh man, I’m so sorry.”

3- EMAROSA (Rise Records)- When six guys have sex with eachother in the anus all at the same time resembling a human pretzel.

EXAMPLE: “Lukas, Jonny, ER, Jordan, Will, and Jonas had an Emarosa last night.  They’ve been sh*tting liquid ever since.”

4- Breathe Carolina (Fearless Records)- The best emotronic band that ever exsisted.  Their music is great for dancing, singing, screaming, crying, and cutting to!

EXAMPLE: Taco: Why are you crying? Jordan: I love Breathe Carolina so much that I want to cut myself.

5-Foxy Shazam (Ferret Records)- Some pretty gangster slang for “cool shoes”

EXAMPLE: Yo dawg, those shoes are Foxy Shazam.



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