(FOR THOSE WHO DIDN’T UNDERSTAND MY “HE MUST BE SAD” COMMENT , NEVERSHOUTNEVER! SAYS WHEN YOU SPELL IT WITH ONE WORD HE IS SAD AND WHEN YOU SEPARATE NEVER SHOUT NEVER HE IS HAPPY)

COURTESY OF WIKIPEDIA

“In an interview, Ingle revealed that there is no longer an exclamation point after his name and that he will spell NeverShoutNever as one word when he is feeling happy, but three words when he isn’t” – IF THIS DOESN’T SCREAM DOUCHE BAG I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL

1- VANNA (Epitaph Records)- A slang term for cocaine.  Comes from the shortened version of Vanna White-smoking hot hostess of wheel of fortune.

EXAMPLE: Dude, do you know anybody that’s got any vanna?

2- BROKENCYDE (Suburban Noize)- The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.

EXAMPLE: “Holy Sh*t, my grandma died last night”  ”Really? I got Brokencyded last night” “Oh man, I’m so sorry.”

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Trace Cyrus’ guide to making headlines

STEP 1) Date someone famous and tweet messages back and forth to each other

STEP 2) Create a controversy (DONE!! Trace referred to the Jonas Bros. as “fake” last week and caused an uproar with the tweeniverse.

STEP 3) Walk around until the paparazzi follow you and then make out with someone right in front of all the cameras.

No problem there, either. Man, Trace is good…

Lets all say this together, Trace Cyrus and Metro Station are just a phase and will soon end.

Today Is going to be my “Take A Stand Against Shitty Music” day, it started with Millionaires and has now moved on to the ever so shitty band Metro Station.  This band has no talent and are part of the Neon issue we are seeing at shows.  I look at Trace Cyrus and think, is this guy really that big of a douche or is he pulling some elaborate prank on society.  It was announced that these guys are going to be opening for Miley Cyrus in the fall and thats band news, all that is going to accomplish is giving us a brand new generation of Metro Station loving tweens.

I attached a video below so that everyone can see how horrible this band is, I also challenge everyone to boycott this whole neon/pop genre

First off, I don’t know these girls so I can’t confirm that they are indeed sluts, but its obvious thats how they want to be perceived with a song called “Take Your Shirt Off”.  Check out the Chorus of their song “In My Bed”

I want you in my bed,
Bed!
I want you in my bed
You heard what I said, boy
I want you in my bed

I know you must be shy,
shy
Because I’m just so hot,
hot
But if you would just try
I know you’ll hit the spot

I’m not a prude, I don’t get bothered by lyrics like that but the fact is all of their songs sound like that in addition to not having any substance whatsoever.  Lets hope this “Crunkcore” genre dies soon and we don’t have to hear another album from bands like Brokencyde, Millionaires, Jeffree Starr etc..