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fuck this band tour starring Forever the sickets kids, the rocket summer, sing it loud, and my favorite highway (Who the fuck are they?)

myearsbleed — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:26:13 +0000

This could be the FUCK THIS BAND TOUR being that 2/4 have been on the list before and the other 2 will probably be at some point also, nonetheless dates are below:

with The Rocket Summer, Sing It Loud, My Favorite Highway and Vita
Sun/10-25 Oklahoma City, OK @ Coca Cola Events Center
Mon/10-26 OFF
Tue/10-27 Kansas City, MO Beaumont
Wed/10-28 Des Moines, IA @ Peoples Court
Thu/10-29 St. Paul, MN @ Station 4
Fri/10-30 Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
Sat/10-31 Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
Sun/11-1 St. Louis, MO @ Pops
Tue/11-3 Grand Rapids, MI @ Orbit Room
Wed/11-4 Pontiac, MI @ Clutch Cargos
Thu/11-5 Cincinnati, OH @ Bogarts

with The Rocket Summer, Sing It Loud, My Favorite Highway and Down With Webster
Fri/11-6 Washington, DC @ American University
Sat/11-7 Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
Sun/11-8 Pittsburgh, PA @ Diesel
Mon/11-9 New York, NY @ Highline Ballroom
Wed/11-11 Farmington, NY @ Crazy Donkey
Thu/11-12 Sayerville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
Fri/11-13 Allentown, PA @ Crocodile Rock
Sat/11-14 Philadelphia, PA @ Trocadero
Sun/11-15 Boston, MA @ House of Blues

with The Rocket Summer, Sing It Loud, My Favorite Highway and Artist Vs. Poet
Wed/11-18 Greensboro, NC @ Greene Street Club
Thu/11-19 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
Fri/11-20 St. Petersburg, FL @ State Theatre
Sat/11-21 Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Culture Room
Sun/11-22 Orlando, FL @ House of Blues
Tue/11-24 Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theatre
Wed/11-25 Dallas, TX@HOB
Fri/11-27 San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
Sat/11-28 Houston, TX @ Meridian
Sun/11-29 McAllen, TX @ Jagz
Tue/12-1 Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theater
Wed/12-2 San Diego, CA @ Soma
Thu/12-3 Los Angeles, CA @ Avalon
Fri/12-4 San Francisco, CA @ Grand Ballroom
Sat/12-5 Anaheim, CA @ HOB

Someone is trying to rip off dashboard confessional and they are called nevershoutnever (he must be sad)

myearsbleed — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:11:02 +0000

(FOR THOSE WHO DIDN’T UNDERSTAND MY “HE MUST BE SAD” COMMENT , NEVERSHOUTNEVER! SAYS WHEN YOU SPELL IT WITH ONE WORD HE IS SAD AND WHEN YOU SEPARATE NEVER SHOUT NEVER HE IS HAPPY)

douche of the day: Cristofer Ingle (NEVERSHOUTNEVER)

myearsbleed — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:40:49 +0000

COURTESY OF WIKIPEDIA

“In an interview, Ingle revealed that there is no longer an exclamation point after his name and that he will spell NeverShoutNever as one word when he is feeling happy, but three words when he isn’t” – IF THIS DOESN’T SCREAM DOUCHE BAG I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL

5 horrible band names along with the definition

myearsbleed — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:33:39 +0000

1- VANNA (Epitaph Records)- A slang term for cocaine. Comes from the shortened version of Vanna White-smoking hot hostess of wheel of fortune.

EXAMPLE: Dude, do you know anybody that’s got any vanna?

2- BROKENCYDE (Suburban Noize)- The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.

EXAMPLE: “Holy Sh*t, my grandma died last night” ”Really? I got Brokencyded last night” “Oh man, I’m so sorry.”

3- EMAROSA (Rise Records)- When six guys have sex with eachother in the anus all at the same time resembling a human pretzel.

EXAMPLE: “Lukas, Jonny, ER, Jordan, Will, and Jonas had an Emarosa last night. They’ve been sh*tting liquid ever since.”

4- Breathe Carolina (Fearless Records)- The best emotronic band that ever exsisted. Their music is great for dancing, singing, screaming, crying, and cutting to!

EXAMPLE: Taco: Why are you crying? Jordan: I love Breathe Carolina so much that I want to cut myself.

5-Foxy Shazam (Ferret Records)- Some pretty gangster slang for “cool shoes”

EXAMPLE: Yo dawg, those shoes are Foxy Shazam.

definition of neon bands

myearsbleed — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:18:40 +0000

NEON BANDS DEFINITION:

Any of the new pop-rock bands whose members wear t-shirts that are so brightly colored that they cause temporary blindness. Their myspace pages are just as brightly colored and feature a force-you-to-scroll-for-10-minutes picture of all the band members. These bands mainly consists of horny 12-16 girls that are in love with a least one member of the band’s hair.

Example:

Paul: Dude, you seriously need to check out this band.

Andrew: I think I’ll pass. Neon bands make me wanna club baby seals.

I will heckle this douche until he quits making music

myearsbleed — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:51:14 +0000

Trace Cyrus’ guide to making headlines

STEP 1) Date someone famous and tweet messages back and forth to each other

STEP 2) Create a controversy (DONE!! Trace referred to the Jonas Bros. as “fake” last week and caused an uproar with the tweeniverse.

STEP 3) Walk around until the paparazzi follow you and then make out with someone right in front of all the cameras.

No problem there, either. Man, Trace is good…

douche of the day – trace cyrus ….and his dog

myearsbleed — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:12:14 +0000

Lets all say this together, Trace Cyrus and Metro Station are just a phase and will soon end.

This Band Fucking Blows

myearsbleed — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:13:22 +0000

Today Is going to be my “Take A Stand Against Shitty Music” day, it started with Millionaires and has now moved on to the ever so shitty band Metro Station. This band has no talent and are part of the Neon issue we are seeing at shows. I look at Trace Cyrus and think, is this guy really that big of a douche or is he pulling some elaborate prank on society. It was announced that these guys are going to be opening for Miley Cyrus in the fall and thats band news, all that is going to accomplish is giving us a brand new generation of Metro Station loving tweens.

I attached a video below so that everyone can see how horrible this band is, I also challenge everyone to boycott this whole neon/pop genre

SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS!

myearsbleed — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:58:44 +0000

First off, I don’t know these girls so I can’t confirm that they are indeed sluts, but its obvious thats how they want to be perceived with a song called “Take Your Shirt Off”. Check out the Chorus of their song “In My Bed”

I want you in my bed,
Bed!
I want you in my bed
You heard what I said, boy
I want you in my bed

I know you must be shy,
shy
Because I’m just so hot,
hot
But if you would just try
I know you’ll hit the spot

I’m not a prude, I don’t get bothered by lyrics like that but the fact is all of their songs sound like that in addition to not having any substance whatsoever. Lets hope this “Crunkcore” genre dies soon and we don’t have to hear another album from bands like Brokencyde, Millionaires, Jeffree Starr etc..

This Is What I Call A Shit Song

myearsbleed — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:13:37 +0000

Head over to Panic At The Disco’s myspace page right here to listen to the new song “New Perspective”

I listened to it twice just to make sure I’m not missing anything, and I still think its horrible, its boring and sounds like Jonas Bros. lite

Listen at your own risk